ONCE UPON A PORNOMIME

JUNIOR JAMS OH JUNIOR JAMS. WHAT A STUPID NAME OH JUNIOR JAMS. well, today was fricking FUN. Called a cab there again... ( gotta stop doing that ) TODAY WAS THE GAY'S BIRTHDAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIGNESH. Anyway, we had a food fight.

THE ULTIMATE BATTLE

PAXTON, JERALD, JOSHUA, MARCUS, RAJ, FARHAN, MARTIN, WAIHUIN, CHRISTIAN

vs

VIGNESH

(the gay)

OWNED.

After that pornomime, paxton and kelvin took the mrt home. kelvin is one of the production guys. Paxton is now playing the guitar annoyingly right next to me. Bianca came over and we played the nervous game. Where we make each other nervous by touching each other. She got nervous cause she had to touch me instead of being nervous of me touching her. WHAT THE SHIT. It is 10pm and me and paxton just ate 2 bigmac meals as our dinner. We didnt eat lunch cause i am sick with CHICKEN RICE. i swear i can't eat anymore of that shit.

With PAXTON'S noise buzzing in my right ear, i shall make a list.

- i now hate chicken rice

-i am going on MTV

-i am now a keyboardist

-i am gonna use junior jams as an excuse to skip tuition

-yiling has no sense of respect (sorry)

-joey bloody rocks

-brenda is always there for me

-paxton is the best to joke around with

-bianca french kissed my female dog kasey

-she claims she dosen't

-alvin is the ultimate drummer i have ever seen

-junhe's jokes are awesome

-joshua is lame at times but frickin funny at times

-pornomime is a nice theme

-my first kiss is not gonna be with a dog

-i have never sucked dick for coke

-but i am willing to learn

-i think bowling for soup are better than blink

-i wanna hear my chemical romances full album

-shaquila sucks at hangman

-waihuin is a killjoy

-geraldine is kinda lame

-she said she has no pussy

-she thinks guys have them

-she is wrong

-the judges's mindset is like spongebob

-people talk loud when they want to act smart

-right?

-RIGHT!

-i can play that thing you do on keyboard

-i am listening to almost now

-i need the complete season of friends to complete my life

-rich ppl out there

-buy it for me

-or i'll shit on your couch